It's the same one that's over on total so I've put it here, just so we can all cheer ourselves up



With the score reading



Just what is referee James Child saying to Steve Menzies



Let the fun start

"Don't worry, its nothing personal, I'm only doing it to wind Gledhill up."

"Didn't you get my text Steve? I did say back Huddersfield to win by 40+"

"It would all have been so different if you hadn't got rid of Paul Deacon."

Are you sure you want to play on for another year?

'Don't look, but Gledhill's over there, can I borrow your head gear to leave the pitch?'

I'll use sign language as you can't hear me with that scrum cap on.

'Steve, don't worry it's all a bad dream, look around, there aren't any other players, it's just you and me. Click your shoes together and say there's no place like Manly, there's no place like Manly...'

Then a house lands on Childs.

I've told you before, the Hokey Cokey begins - 'put your right leg in...'

Now stop doing it wrong while I'm talking to you

Were you sat in the stand Mick?

Posh sod

I was only a touch judge when I was a young child.

Steve I'm not allowed to give the Bulls any benefit of the doubt! Cummings would banish me to NL1 if I was caught doing that!