Not had one for a while. Anyone going, anyone shafted by French Air Traffic Control?

I dodged a bullet as we go Friday. With the liver still to recover from Geordie poison, it could be a quiet one.

I have to go to Budapest.

Ms. Terrorista v.2 wants to go to some sort of hot spa?

I'm from the North, i'm never cold, it sounds like some sort of deviant human soup to me.

When your onto wife number 2 you've got to go along with these things so you don't end up looking for wife number 3

I haven't been cornered into wife number one yet...

If we leave the EU travel to Europe will be more expensive and difficult. Oh, hang on a minute, the French are on strike AGAIN. Can't wait for the annual blocking of the ports by their farmers.....

They can't get near them for the migrant camps

Hope everyone who has booked manages to get there OK and enjoys their trip. Not going to get into a debate on striking, it's just unfortunate for you guys that it's happened this weekend.

Well I hope you all go, have a great time and come back with the two points. Then we'll all be happy.

I will be cheering you on. Did I just say that

Yes but it's for your own ends so doesn't count

even if I sing, when the red red robins come bob bob bobbing along

I'm going to call you Big Gock from now on, which is an amalgam of Goose with the biggest cock (according to your claim on another thread recently locked by Obergruppenfuhrer MR).

I will issue you a challenge in advance of your Budapest odyssey. Stand in the hot spa baths in the middle of the town Park in Budapest wearing your Hull KR shirt and challenge any group of devious, arrogant, obnoxious Russians likely sharing your bubblestreams to a private member size comparison competition. My money's on you, Big Gock.